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Cooking & Food jokes

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Cannibal keeps strict diet: "I only eat vegetarians."
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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide
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How is a singles bar different from a circus? At the circus the...
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In the year 3000, Donald Trump ruled the world... Then, a...
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!
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Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.
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How do you make an egg roll? You push it.
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I opened up a meme the other day and it made me want to kill...
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These must be misfortune cookies...  
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