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75 jokes
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Why does the aquaphobe jerk off with a condom? Because he is...
26 jokes
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I just want to thank the person who said there is nothing funny...
24 jokes
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change if they're going to...
22 jokes
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I don't have Schizophrenia, but I do.
22 jokes
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go fuck yourself ???????...
22 jokes
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What do you call a weight trainer who takes up ventriloquism A...
19 jokes
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2 old ladies are going down the street in their car. They go...
18 jokes
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Why couldn't the skeleton tell a joke? Answer: He left his funny...
13 jokes
13 jokes
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Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
11 jokes
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11 jokes
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What's the difference between Burger King and a Plastic surgeon?...
11 jokes
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Did you hear Viagra is coming out in a nasal spray? It's for...
11 jokes
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What did one pussy say to the other Fuck me
11 jokes
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm gonna have to feel things out.
10 jokes
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How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having...
10 jokes
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"You look like you just stepped out of a beauty shop... and fell...
10 jokes
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I want procrastination and I want it tomorrow!
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