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Abortion jokes

  
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abortion jokes never get old; they never get a chance to.
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They say that I should pay for a women's abortion,
Well how much does it cost to fall down the stairs!
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Did you hear about the abortion clinic Pro-Lifers opened for blondes?
It has a 10-month waiting list.
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Abortion... It brings out the kid in you!
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The worst thing about locking you keys in the car at an abortion clinic.
Having to go in and ask to borrow a coat hanger!
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gunnars a fag
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What do they call abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech
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1st Doctor: Why did you proceed with killing the fetus?
2nd Doctor: You said 'abort! abort!'
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How come you can't trick an aborted fetus?
It wasn't born yesterday
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I drove by an abortion clinic the other day and its billboard advertisement  read:
"Let your inner child go free"
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What do you call a quick abortion? A yank
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fuck you
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There's a controversy over the Jewish view of exactly when life begins. Jewish tradition dictates that the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
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What do you call a failed abortion


Daniele Taylor
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What's mine plus ten. Twenty-one.
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If I have my child at 15, I'm naming it heaven cause that's where it's going.
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Abortion jokes are like human milk cheese. It is possible to make it but you shouldn't. Specially if it comes from a man.
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What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions?

A crime fighter
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