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What do three million abused women do wrong every year?
They don't fucking listen.
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"I have been in an abusive relationship for almost 20 years. Possessive, controlling, full of manipulation, emotional distress, and even some physical violence... But it's for her own good!"
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What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?
Nothing. You done told the bitch twice already!
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"50,000 battered women and I still eat mine plain?!"
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Judge: Why do you keep beating your wife?
Defendant: Your honor, I think it's my weight advantage, longer arm reach and superior footwork!
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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
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Don't hit kids... They've got guns now.
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u little shit give me my weed
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How do you make your child cry?
Beat them
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What does the woman who just got out of an abusive relationship do?
Better be the damn dishes!
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I dated this guy once. He hit on me.
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Baby monkey asked his mother,
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Mother why are we ugly and the mother answered.
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Thank God we are like this.
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Have you seen Our President?
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Wanna buy some weed if you have some LSD or weed make a joke with your email and the following $@!
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what the fuck do u call a black women, overcooked Xdddd
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What do you call a boi who when they were your age had the same things happen to them by his parents.
Dad.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes......nothing you done told her twice
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