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Adam and Eve jokes

  
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What did God say to Eve when he caught her swimming?
"Get thee out of the water woman. I never will get that smell out of the fish."
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... and then Adam said to Eve "Hey! I wear the pants in this family!"
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If Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth did they have belly buttons?
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What did Adam say to Eve?
"Stand back. I don't know how big this thing gets!"
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Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
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What did Adam and Eve do after they were kicked out of their garden?
They raised Cain.
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Why did God create Adam first?
So he'd have a chance to talk before Eve came along.
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And Eve said to Adam, "what do you mean the kids don't look like you?!"
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Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!
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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

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