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Did you hear about the Pollock who married an Amish woman?
He drove her buggy.
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Did you hear about the Amish couple getting divorced after 55 years of marriage?
The wife told the judge her husband was "driving her buggy!"
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What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horse's butt?
A mechanic
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How do the Amish practice safe sex?
They paint the legs of the sheep that kick.
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What's this sound clip clip clip clip clop clop bang bang bang bang
- Amish drive by shooting
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Why don't amish kids take drivers ed and sex ed in the same semester?
It's to hard on the mule
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Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
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How does an Amish farmer find a sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying!
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How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What's a light bulb?
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What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite
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What are the symptoms of the Amish Flu?
First, you get a little hoarse and then you get a little buggy.
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Whats the difference between an incest cat and an Amish believer?
Buggy.
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