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A lawyer started waking up from the anesthesia after having surgery and saw his wife. "You're beautiful!" he told her and then fell back asleep. A few minutes later his eyes opened again. "You're cute!" he said. "What happened to beautiful?" she said. "Well, the drugs are wearing off..."
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