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"I didn't say you were wrong. I just said I was going to blame you."
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"It's ok if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right!"
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!
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My wife let me do something on our anniversary that I've always dreamed of doing... She let me win an argument.
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She decided to bury the hatchet... between his shoulder blades!
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"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong!"
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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There are 2 theories to winning arguments with women... Neither works.
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.my wife and I got married 6 years ago and we were so much in love with each other, we have 2 kids(josh and rebecca). One day my wife came back home from her friends place and she told me that she wants us to file for a divorce that she's no longer interested in our marriage, i was surprise and everything seem to me like a joke. after then i tried all my best to get her back but there was no way. but to no avail, my heart was broken, i wondered whats happening .i was on facebook when i saw a post on how  Dr Ewan helped a lady to bring back her lost husband. i was scared but because i love my wife so much and I am ready to do anything to bring her back. I decided to give it a try by contacting him via email:covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com, So when i contacted him i narrated everything to him and he said my case is not a serious one that my husband will come back to me within 18 hours if i believe in his power.he told me to do some things to do which i did before 18 hours, my wife called me on phone and was crying for forgiveness. right now we are now a new branded family with more happiness, we are even going on vacation on xmas. please if any one of you out there is passing through same issue in your marriage, relationship issues contact Dr Ewan today or call or add him on whatsapp on +234905735398 or check out his webpage http://allwomenstalk.com/p/58034af4f725a97d108b4569. contact him today on covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com now.
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