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What's the only thing that can grow in Phoenix?
The crime rate
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What do ASU and UofA students have in common?
They all wanted to go to ASU.
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Why do UofA cheerleaders wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm
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What do Arizona and pot have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls!
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How do you make University of Arizona cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for 3 hours.
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How do you know when it's hot in Arizona?
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
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Why do Arizona State graduates put their diploma on their dashboard?
So they can park in handicap parking!
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Where was OJ hiding right before the Bronco chase?
On the UofA campus. That's the last place you would find a good football player.
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Why do UofA fans go to Mexico?
Cheap tequila
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What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring?
A thief!
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