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What is the most popular pick-up line in Arkansas?
"Nice tooth!"
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Arkansas... 3 Million People, 15 Last Names
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Who is a virgin in Arkansas?
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Why do Arkansas residents go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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What do you have when you have 32 people from Arkansas in the room?
A full set of teeth.
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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
If it were made anywhere else they would have named it the "teethbrush."
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A stranger asked an obviously troubled Arkansas boy "why so glum, chum?"

The child replied "if my parents get divorced will they still be brother and sister?"
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Who is the poorest person in Arkansas?
The tooth fairy
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Why don't they have sex ed and driver's ed on the same day in Arkansas high schools?
It's too hard on the mule.
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