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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
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What do you get if you cross an artist with a police officer?
A brush with the law
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What did Vincent say when he couldn't find his car?
Where did my Van Gogh?
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How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Why does it have to be a light bulb?
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What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle
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Artist: What's your opinion of my painting?
Critic: It's worthless.
Artist: I know. But I'd like to hear it anyway.
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An artist went to the shop to buy a new stand. He pondered the choices for a while and then decided on the lesser of two easels.
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An artist is kissing his model on the couch when he hears the front door open... "Oh no! It's my wife," he shouts to the model. "Quick! Get your clothes off!"
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What do modern artists eat for breakfast?
Surreal
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