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What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans throw away?
Snot
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What did the Australian do after raking up his leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their children play inside.
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What is the difference between Australian funerals and weddings?
There's one less drunk at the funerals.
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Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over?"
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What do you call an Australian farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp
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