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What do you say to the banjo player in the three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
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Why do people take an immediate dislike to banjo players?
It saves time in the long run!
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What is the best way to tune a banjo?
With wirecutters.
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What's the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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What's the difference between a banjo and a chainsaw?
The chainsaw has dynamic range.
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Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
They make great anchors.
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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
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What will you never say about the banjo player?
That's the banjo player's Porsche.
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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
By their names
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How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb and five to gather around complaining that's not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.

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