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Old bankers never die... They just lose interest.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb and three to remember the combination.
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The leaders of the Banker's Union are men of principle who always take an interest in their work.
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A guy walks into a bank and tells the bank teller "I want to open a fucking checking account!"

The lady working behind the counter replies "I beg your pardon, what did you say to me?"

"Listen up goddammit. I want to open a fucking checking account right now!"

"Sir, I'm sorry but I must ask you to leave. This is a civil place of business and we can't tolerate such vulgar language." The teller left the man and went to tell the bank manager about the situation. They returned and the manager asked "what seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said. "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I'm trying to open a fucking checking account in this damn bank!"
 
"I understand sir," the manager said. "So this bitch has been giving you a hard time?"

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