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The bartender asked a man why he always looks at the photo in his top pocket before ordering a drink. He told him "it's a photo of my ex-wife. I know it's time to stop drinking when she begins to look attractive."
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Men hang out a lot at bars for one of two reasons. They have no wife to go home to... or they do.
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A guy says to his friend "I got in trouble with the wife again -- she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."
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What do all men at singles bars have in common?
They're married.
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A beautiful woman walks up to a man sitting at a bar and whispers in his ear "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He starts going through his pockets and pulls out a ten, two fives, a twenty and ten ones. He shoves the money into her hands and says "Here... go paint my house!"
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Three men walk into a bar and the barman says "What's this - some kind of joke?"
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If at first you don't succeed buy her another drink...
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Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for some good-looking female flies. One sees a cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit. He dives down toward her and asks "hello, is this stool taken?"
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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How is a singles bar different from a circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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