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The Obamas gave their dog Bo a chew toy for Christmas. Coincidentally, they gave Joe Biden that present as well.
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Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose your job. Recovery is when Obama loses his.
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During the government shutdown nonessential White House employees are being sent home without pay. Obama had a hard time breaking that news to Joe Biden.

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