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Barber: How would you like your hair cut, sir?
Older Man: Could you make a bit longer in the back.
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How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.
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Customer: How much for a haircut?
Barber: 15 dollars.
Customer: How much for a shave?
Barber: 10 dollars.
Customer: OK. Then shave my head.
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
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"I wanted to be a barber but I just couldn't cut it."

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