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Why is it called the World Series in baseball if it's only played in the US or Canada?
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A man always bragged to people that he once played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he would say. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opponent." "He also batted .007" his wife added.
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A boy ran home from his Little League game. His father couldn't attend the game and wanted to know what happened.  "How did you do, son?" he asked excitedly.

"You'll never believe it!" his son said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Wow, how did you do that?" his father asked. "I dropped the ball" the boy explained.
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On your way home you take a right and three lefts. Then you see two men in masks. Who are the men?
The umpire and catcher
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You might be a redneck if you put Triple A players on your MLB fantasy baseball team.
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Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's Disease. How could he not see that coming?!
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Why was the baseball player in trouble with the law so often?
He always hit and run.
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Why do fans sing "Take me Out to the Ball Game" when they're already there?
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How is baseball like a cake?
They both need batters.
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Manager: They just hit our cleanup hitter!
Coach: I know. I think he hurt the ball.
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Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd base than it does from 1st to 2nd?
Because you have a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!
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Reporter: Do you ever miss the game?
Retired Ballplayer: Definitely. Have you seen the contracts the guys have these days!?
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Why is it so windy at AT&T Park?
Because of all the Giant fans.
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Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine?
He wanted to improve his hand-eye coordination.
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