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Requested in Health & Beauty by JustMe
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
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How do you know when a turkey is done?
He flushes the toilet.
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If you're American when you enter the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in there?
European
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What did the bath tub say to the toilet?
"You might get more tail than me but at least I don't take any crap!"
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