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What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common?
They both live off dead Beatles!
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What do you get when you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr
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Why can't you go to the bathroom at a Beatles concert?
There's no John!
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Why did Mark Chapman shoot John Lennon?
Yoko ducked.
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What did Paul say when a ghost came in?
I'm looking through you!
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