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Woman: I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.
Photographer: You don't want justice - you want mercy!
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Why is beauty more important than brains for a woman?
There are lots of stupid guys out there but not many blind ones.
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"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!"
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If people with one arm go to get their nails done do they pay half price?
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