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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None. It should be open when the bitch brings it to you!
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How many light beer drinkers does it take to change a light bulb?
About 1/3 less than for a regular bulb
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"Honey, I'm sorry, I can't hear you without a beer in my hand!"
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Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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Alcohol is not the answer.
Alcohol is the question.
Yes is the answer.
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