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What did Bill Clinton tell Monica Lewinsky?
I told you to lick my erection - not wreck my election!
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Bill and Hillary Clinton had VIP seats in the first row of a Yankees game. A secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The agent runs back to Bill and says "Mr. President, I think you misunderstood me. I said 'throw out the first pitch.'"
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The White House Chief of Staff asked President Clinton "what should we do about the abortion bill, Mr. President?" He responded "just pay it."
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What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and everyone else?
In order for us to get some dick in the White House we had to go out and vote.
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What did Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
They both have slots which say "Insert Bill here."
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How will history remember Bill Clinton?
The President who was after Bush.
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