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Bird jokes

  
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
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Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?
It had a big bill!
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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A headbanger
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What is it called when a lawn mower runs over a bird's nest?
Shredded Tweet
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Where does a bird go when it loses its tail?
The retail store
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
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Why do flamingos lift up one leg?
Because if they lifted up both they would fall over.
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What are a goose's favorite TV shows?
Duckumentaries
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What kind of bird opens doors?
A kiwi
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What kind of birds go to church?
Birds of prey
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What do animals read in zoos?
Gnus papers
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What did the bird say when his cage broke?
Cheap! Cheap!
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