Fake Magnetic Bumper Stickers
Facebook Thumbs Down2,901,438 people dislike this

Roadkill T-ShirtsYou are a pill babe



Fake Parking Tickets
Being an idiot isn't a crime so you're free to go

Smartass Shirts

Birth Control jokes

  
Requested in Health & Beauty by JustMe
edited by MC Hacker

3 Jokes

0 like 0 dislike
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity
0 like 0 dislike
"A friend of mine confused her Valium for her birth control pills. Now she has 12 kids but doesn't really care."
0 like 0 dislike
"Learn from your parents' mistakes... use birth control!"

Your joke

Anti-spam verification:
To avoid this verification in future, please log in or register.
Jokes contributed may be rewritten, recategorized, removed, and/or reordered for any reason. Deal with it.

Related jokes

6 jokes
Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
You must've been born on the highway cuz that's where most...
0 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by a contributor
1 Joke
Requested in Relationships & Family by a contributor
Mary: Do I have to have a baby shower? Joan: Not if you change its...
16 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor
If I have my child at 15, I'm naming it heaven cause that's where...
4 jokes
Requested in Health & Beauty by a contributor
Why did the diaper cross the road? It din't want to be thrown out!