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Knock knock
Who's there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and have a happy birthday!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
Bertha-day greetings!
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knock knock
who's there?
hip hip
hip hip who?
ray
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Beer
Beer who?
Beer-thday greetings!
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Knock Knock? Who's there? Mitro Mitro who? Mitro-chorizo!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Alligator
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card.
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Penguin who?
Pen stop guin please!!!!
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