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What do you call a black on birth control?
Crime prevention
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What is the difference between a white fable and a black fable?
The white fable begins "Once upon a time..." The black fable starts out "Man, you never gonna belive 'dis shit homey..."
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What do you call a black guy's condom?
A duffle bag
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Why are aspirins white?
Because they work
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Why are black guys' eyes red after sex?
From the pepper spray
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What did God say when he saw the first black person?
"Oops! I burnt one!"
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What's the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into town without Robin.
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Why don't black people like country music?
Every time they call a hoedown they think their mama's been shot.
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What do you call a black with no arms?
Trustworthy
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What do you call a swimming pool filled with black people?
Coco Pops
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
My bike!
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90% of black men like sex in the shower. The other 10% haven't been to jail yet.
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Why did the attorney try to get 12 black males to serve on the jury?
He wanted to make sure the jury would be hung!
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Why don't blacks like blow jobs?
They don't like any job...
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How do you make a black man nervous?
Take him to an auction.
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Why do you never hit a black on a bike?
Because it's probably your bike.
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What is long, black and smelly?
The unemployment line
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What is the definition of black foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll kill you!"
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How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.
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What do you call 4 blacks in a '57 Chevy?
A blood vessel
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How can you tell when a black has been on your computer?
It's not there!
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How do you keep black people out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front!
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What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
A prison break
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What does PONTIAC stand for?
Poor Old Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac
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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
Quarterback
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What do you call a black man in a tree?
A branch manager
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Why don't blacks take Tylenol?
They have to pick cotton to get to them.
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What do you call a barn full of dead black people?
Outdated farm equipment
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Why don't little black kids play in the sandbox?
They're afraid a cat will try to bury them!
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A black man is taking a girl home from a nightclub. She says "show me it's true what they say about black men." So he stabs her and nicks her purse!
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Why do black people smell so bad?
So that the blind can hate them too.
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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
None. He fell.
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How do you babysit a nigger?
You lick their lips and stick them to the wall
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Why do people call it a hoedown?
because there was a lot of hoes
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