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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. He then picks up the leash and swings the dog over his head. The manager runs over and asks him "What are you doing?!" The blind man says "Just looking around."
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A nun in a convent walked into the bathroom where Mother Superior was showering. "There is a blind man here to see you," she says. "OK... Since he's a blind man it doesn't matter that I'm in the shower. Send him in."

The blind man walks in and Mother Superior tells him how much she appreciates him working at the convent. She talks about 10 minutes until the man interrupts her saying "that's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put on your clothes now. Where do you want me to put up these blinds?"
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How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
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Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
He could read lips!
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What do a blind boy's parents do to punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
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How did the blind man meet his wife?
On a blind date!
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How did the blind woman pierce her ear?
Answering the stapler.
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How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eye.
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What do you call a blind German?
A Not See
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Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
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Like a blind man at an orgy, I'm gonna have to feel things out.
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