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Requested in Adult & Dirty by JustMe
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What did the palm tree say to the coconut?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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Girl: So what's your name?
Guy: Haywood Jablowme, nice to meet you!
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What do you call a black girl with braces?
A black and decker pecker wrecker
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What is the best thing about a blow job?
10 minutes of silence
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Why is giving a blow job a win/lose proposition?
He may have you at his knees but you have him by the balls.
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What is the difference between driving and getting a blow job?
You can only hold one beer while you are driving.
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What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
Your wife will always blow your paycheck!
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What doesn't belong in the list? Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blow Job
Blow Job. You can beat your meat, eggs or wife but you can't beat a blow job!
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Car Repairman: It looks like you've blown a seal.
Alaskan Man: No, that's just frost on my moustache.

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