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Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He was in a no-wind situation.
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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What happens when a houseboat grows up?
It becomes a township.
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Where do broken ships go?
To the docs
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Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
Both crews were marooned!
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Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?
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