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Why did the blonde always put a bomb in her suitcase when she flew?
She'd heard the chances of 2 bombs being on the same plane were a billion to one.
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How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb and five to take credit when it explodes.
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Bombs don't kill people... explosions do.
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What do you call it when you feed a steer a stick of dynamite?
Abominable
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Two terrorists are having a discussion in a bar.

Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14,000 people and a donkey.
Waiter: Why a donkey?
Terrorist (to the other): See, I told you nobody will care about the 14,000 people!
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