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Requested in Health & Beauty by Argo
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Why is bra singular but panties plural?
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What is the difference between a bra-less woman and a sewing machine?
The sewing machine has only one bobbin.
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How do you catch a bra?
Set a boobie trap.
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Why do they call it the "Wonder Bra?"
When you take it off you wonder where the breasts went.
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So what happens to the 18-hour bra after 18 hours?
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What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
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What do the Wonder Bra and a cattle drive have in common?
They both head 'em up and move 'em out!
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What's the job application for Hooters?
They just give you a bra and say "Here, fill this out."
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What's the difference between Burger King and a Plastic surgeon? You can get your Whoppers any way you want!
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Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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Banning the bra was a big flop.

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