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What are the small bumps around a woman's nipple for?
It's Braille for "suck here."
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Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
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Why did god give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men.
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Girl: What color are my eyes?
Guy: 34C
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How much calcium is in a woman's boob?
Enough to make a bone 10 in. long!
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A woman was wearing a "Guess" sweatshirt so I said "implants?"
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