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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, one NOT to change the light bulb, and one to neither change nor not change the light bulb.
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Why is the Buddha vain?
He says he has the body of a god.
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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they have no attachments.
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