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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Where there's a will I want to be on it.
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I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up.
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Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
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Beer. It's the reason I get up every afternoon!
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Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill it.
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Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
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I drive this way to piss you off.
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Always remember you're unique... just like everybody else.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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Reality is for people who can't handle the drugs!
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My kid beat the crap out of your honor student.
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Cover me! I'm changing lanes.
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Horn broken... Watch for finger!
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If you're not a hemorrhoid get off my ass!
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So many pedestrians... So little time!
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This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me!
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Honk if you love peace and quiet!
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Illiterate? Write for help...
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Welcome to America. Now learn to speak English!
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Pissed off? Hey, it's better than being pissed on.
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