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Why did the California Gurl resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard 1 out of every 4 children born in the world is Chinese.
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Californians screw in hot tubs.
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Did you hear about the California girls that tried to go to Disneyland?
They were driving down the freeway and saw a sign that said Disneyland Left so they went back home.
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After the fog lifts on a clear day Los Angeles is beautiful... Then you can see the smog!

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