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What did the smarties turn in to after school?
Nerds
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Judy: I'm so sorry to hear about your husband. How did he die?
Dana: He choked on a LifeSaver.
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Never take candy from a stranger. Well, unless they offer you a ride...
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Why are small candy bars called "fun size" when it's more fun to eat the big ones?
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Father: You improved a whole letter grade in Math on your report card!
Daughter: Yep. I've been eating a lot of Smarties.
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What do you call 2 black people in a sleeping bag?
Twix
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