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What do you call 3 blondes in a Volkswagen?
Far from thinkin
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What do you call someone who misses 10 car payments?
A pedestrian
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What is the difference between a hedgehog and a Range Rover?
The pricks are on the inside of a Range Rover.
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What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
"Am I exhausted?"
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Car Salesman: Why are you driving the car in circles?
Customer: I'm taking it for a spin.
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How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?
Fill it up with gas.
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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
An automobile
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"She attacked me with a tire iron! I had to fender off with my hubcap..."
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Girl: My dad just got a new car!
Teacher: That's nice. Is he excited?
Girl: Definitely! He spent all last night painting it, changing the VIN, and putting on a new license plate.
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"My wife kept bugging me for a foreign convertible so sitting in the driveway is a brand new rickshaw."
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What is the most dangerous part of a car?
The nut that holds the steering wheel!
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park your car, man!
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If someone crashes their car on purpose why is it still called an accident?
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I don't even want to imagine the parking situation at the Special Olympics!

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