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Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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What is the difference between Catholic wives and Jewish wives?
Catholic wives have real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts them off and a priest sucks them off.
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For Catholics, death is a promotion.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the screwing and one to hear the confession.
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"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."
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How do you convince a Catholic to get an abortion?
Tell her that her son is going to be gay.
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Luckily they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born!
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