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Why did the chicken cross the road?
O.J. Simpson: It didn't. We were playing golf at the time.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime.

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