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A man on his deathbed to his wife: "I have something to confess to you."
Wife: "No, dear, I need you to save up your energy."
Man: "But I need you to know that I cheated on you."
Wife: "Oh, I know that. That's why I poisoned you."
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How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
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A husband and wife are laying in their bed...

Wife: If I die will you have another woman in this bed?
Husband: Yeah.
Wife: Will you marry her?
Husband: Maybe.
Wife: Will you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Why not?
Husband: She's left-handed.
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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What is the difference between stress, tension, and panic?
Stress: Your wife is pregnant.
Tension: Your girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic: Your wife and girlfriend are pregnant.
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Husband: Say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.
Wife: You have a much bigger dick than your brother!
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Guy: I love marriage. I've had 3 wives and each was amazing.
His friend: I didn't know you had been married.
Guy: Nope. Never been.
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What 3 words do women most hate to hear while having sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
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A man catches his wife in bed with another man and yells "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" His wife turns to the man she's in bed with and says "see, I told you he's an idiot!"
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a wife suspects that her husband is having some connections with their maid. one night she sleeps in the maids room.  a man comes in and starts having sex with her. after that the wife turns the lights on and says "I knew there was something between you two". a surprised DRIVER asks her "what are YOU doing here madam!!!
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A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend when the phone rings. It's her husband's ringtone, so she stops to pick it up.
There's a big grin on her face as she talks to him. When she puts in down, she turns to her lover.
"Okay," she says. "We have lots of time to fuck. My husband's out, playing pool with you."107
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A husband came home early from work and saw a man jogging naked. He asked the naked man "why are you jogging naked?" The guy said "because you came home early."
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Some husbands come in handy around the house. Others come in unexpectedly...
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80% of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat overseas.
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A man needs a mistress to break the monogamy.
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What is a man's definition of safe sex?
Meeting his mistress at least 20 miles from his house.
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A guy gets into a cab and tells the cabbie he'll give him $100 if he goes to a whorehouse, grabs his wife, puts her in the back of the cab and takes them home. So the cabbie agrees and goes in. A couple of minutes later the whorehouse gets kicked open and the cabbie is dragging this woman out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab. The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man "here, hold her!" The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE!" The cabbie replied "I KNOW, IT'S MINE. I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS!!"
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When the husband came from office he saw his wife on bed with a stranger. He asks her what she was doing. She said this guy had came for begging. I gave him a old jacket you hadn't used for 10 years. Then i gave him a pair of old shoes that you hadn't used for 15 years. Then the stranger asked me if there was something which had not been used for long.
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A man walked told his guy friends at the office his wife had given him an ultimatum. She said he wouldn't get any sex until he quit smoking.

"How long do you think you can hold out?" they asked. He replied "until my girlfriend dies."
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How does a woman know her man is cheating on her?
He starts bathing twice a week.
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What city cheats on their exams?
Peking
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A little honey is good for your health, unless your wife finds out...
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I came home to find a man in bed with my wife. I said "who said you could sleep with my wife?" He said "everybody!"
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"My girlfriend broke up with me and left a note saying she ran off with the tractor salesman. I was destroyed when I read the John Deere letter."
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"I'm in trouble with the wife again. She came to the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."
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wife: I knew you were having sex with that neighbor
husband: how did you get to know
wife : last night her man was wearing your underwear
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There are three guys going to Pearly Gates.
The first guy walks in Pearly Gates and Peter says "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" and the guy replied "twice" so Peter gave him an old car from the 70s, the guy drove off. Then the second guy walks in and Peter says "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" and the guy replied "only once" so Peter gave him a Honda, the guy drove off. The third guy walks in and Peter sayd "How many times have you cheated on your wife?" and the guy replied "none, I have been loyal to her" so Peter gave him a cadillac and the guy drove off.
Later that day the first guy met the third guy at a bar, when the third guy got there he walked in crying. The first guy said "What's wrong?" and the third guy answered "I saw my wife, she was on a bike!"
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This old guy is having sex with this lady when all of a sudden she hears the keys in the front door. She's says hurry you need to get out quick. He doesn't have time so he runs out the back door with his backpack. He is outside and its rainning out. He notices some sort of running race so he decides to blend in because the husband saw him running out the back door. He gets in the middle of the people running.

He's trotting along and a guy comes next to him and says why don't you have clothes on. "Oh I love running free with nature." then the guy runs ahead.

Another guy comes trotting next to him. "Why are you running with your backpack"

"Oh I like to have my things so when I finish I can just go on my way." The guy trots ahead.

This other guy starts running next to him and asks "Do you always wear a condom when you are running a marathon?"

"Only when it rains"
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A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend when the phone rings. It's her husband's ringtone, so she stops to pick it up.
There's a big grin on her face as she talks to him. When she puts in down, she turns to her lover.
"Okay," she says. "We have lots of time to fuck. My husband's out, playing pool with you."
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My name is JIMMY LOOF ,i have been living with my wife for some years now,she has been keeping late nights and also receiving calls late at night,i was afraid she has been cheating on me and a friend of mine introduced me to a private investigator who helped me and gave me the password to her Facebook and Gmail account and also linked all her phone conversations to me.He saved me from all her lies and infidelity,he gave me all i wanted during our divorce and helped me with evidence in court.Contact Gadgethacksolution@gmail.com .tell him i referred you he will help you
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My name is JIMMY LOOF ,i have been living with my wife for some years now,she has been keeping late nights and also receiving calls late at night,i was afraid she has been cheating on me and a friend of mine introduced me to a private investigator who helped me and gave me the password to her Facebook and Gmail account and also linked all her phone conversations to me.He saved me from all her lies and infidelity,he gave me all i wanted during our divorce and helped me with evidence in court.
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I was lost with no hope for my husband was cheating and had always got away with it because i did not know how or always too scared to pin anything on him. with the help a friend who recommended me to Cyberpros who help hack his phone,all his social applications, email, chat, sms and expose him for a cheater he is. I just want to say a big thank you to Cyberhackpros@gmail.com.Incase you need help with hacking any phone or account or other jobs contact him via email/phone (CYBERHACKPROS@GMAIL.COM) or +1 916 378 4978 Tell him i reffered you.He will help you
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Hello everyone, my name is Kate Johnson.I was able to hack my husband's phone remotely and gained access to all his texts and calls with the help of ghosthacker2351@gmail.com, he is reliable and if you require his services tell him I referred you.
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It is not so typical of me to refer professionals online but I feel like I owe a lot to donrobert who helped me track my cheating husband when he was having an affair, I got to find out that he has been lying to me for the past 5 months and seeing two other women. I was able to get direct access to his text messages, phone conversations and all social networks
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Normally a fake hacker asks for payment before services that he does not still render
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if you are suspecting your spouse to be cheating on you and you want to
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Basically think we all don’t have to face all these deceit and lies from our spouse…in a case of mine when i got sick and tired of all the lies and deceit i had to contact a friend of mine to get me the contact of one of the best hackers in the states ..then i met hackers.worldwide010@gmail.com  
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I Basically think we all don't have to face all these deceit and lies from our spouse...in a case of mine wen i got sick and tired of all the lies and deceit i had to contact a friend of mine to get me the contact of one of the best hackers in the states ..then i met cyberhackpros@gmail.com..He saved me from the lies of my cheating husband by hacking his phone..Incase you need help with hacking any phone or account or other jobs contact him via email/phone (CYBERHACKPROS@GMAIL.COM) or +1 916 378 4978 Tell him i reffered you.He will help you
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i went through some difficult times when i had been let down by everyone around me, i came across Jennifer killer's post on a blog where she talked about a hacker who helped her out a month ago called (MICHAEL LAWSON), its actually impossible to put in words how much of a Genius he is and also can't stop thanking him for helping me through my divorce case, and also my Nephews school grades. He is a Black-hat hacker and very capable of almost and everything, he is actually one of the best out there and also very good to understand what so ever you are going through, in my own case the money wasn't the problem and i can gladly say every money spent was so worth it. I have referred some of my close friends to MICHAEL and all have been immensely satisfied with the Top Notch hacking service MICHAEL LAWSON offers.To whoever is lucky enough to read this its a fresh start for me and i am only doing this for those genuine people out there who would want the services of a hacker please as i said before be careful how you speak to him his a master in his game. He can be contacted on his services email (michael.l@hackermail.com or +1 646-652-6107). do add my name Mrs Medina Parker.

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if you need a hacker to hack into any form  of hacking problem contact jeajamhacker@gmail.com he is the best and his services are cheap
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I have been living with my wife for some years now,she has been keeping late nights and also receiving calls late at night,i was afraid she has been cheating on me and a friend of mine introduced me to a private investigator who specializes in exposing cheating spouse and every other hacking related issues,He helped me and gave me the password to her Facebook and Gmail account and also linked all her phone conversations to me.He saved me from all her lies and infidelity,he gave me all i wanted during our divorce and helped me with evidence in court.He showed me proof of work.Contact him via(Gadgethacksolution@gmail.com) tell him i referred you he will help you
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I have been living with my wife for some years now,she has been keeping late nights and also receiving calls late at night,i was afraid she has been cheating on me and a friend of mine introduced me to a private investigator who specializes in exposing cheating spouse and every other hacking related issues,He helped me and gave me the password to her Facebook and Gmail account and also linked all her phone conversations to me.He saved me from all her lies and infidelity,he gave me all i wanted during our divorce and helped me with evidence in court.He showed me proof of work.Contact him via(infiltratorss@aol.com) tell him i referred you he will help you
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My life was falling apart, I was being cheated and abused, I had to know the truth and needed proof. I contacted a private investigator that linked me with gadgethacksolution@gmail.com who took care of the hack job. He hacked her iphone,facebook,instagram, Whatsapp, twitter and email account. I got all I wanted as proof . I'm glad i had a proven truth she was cheating . Contact him for any hack job. Tell him i referred you to him, he will surely meet your hack need. Contact: gadgethacksolution@gmail.com  he will be glad to help you.
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I work too hard to live with a cheating husband. As soon i noticed the signs, i was able to get a PI who recommended me to blackhatthacker@gmail.com who helped me hack my husband internet habits. She hacked my ex-husband email, phone calls, text messages , icloud and dating websites and found the truth about him. I am happy he is now gone from my life. thanks to blackhatthacker@gmail.com for helping me.
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Have you guys checked out TONI, contact {cyberhackinglord@gmail.com }or text +13047160075 he’s just a cyber guru involved with cloning phones, hacked into my ex’s whatsapp and Facebook account, good to know he ain’t right for me, I can’t keep up with a cheat and a lair, I think I deserve better, deals on any type of hack relating to all cyber issues such as Facebook, fb messenger, gmail, whatsapp, instagram, skype, upgrading school scores, database, software testing, password sniffing, DOB, SQL, DB penetration, erasing criminal records, SMTP any domain, lease penetration and lots more. You could mail him as well if You got any cyber issues, he’s discreet and professional too. He sure gave me the best and executed my project with the quickest time frame.
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I've come across different posts online about people been duped by fake hackers and it really hurts me to see people loose their
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I never thought I will ever physically get to see my husband chat with his lover and get to use the evidence against him in court , and guess what, I won the case. All these credits goes to cyberphoneways@gmail.com . They were able to help me hack into my ex-husband phone just by providing them his phone details. Contact cyberphoneways@gmail. com TEXT: +13214067641 today and have your hacking job done effectively and discreetly for you And there services are highly affordable.
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I have been looking at a lot write ups about hackers online,and have seen a lot and no one as really said anything about this guy Spyexpert@tuta.io,this hacker his really good,he his very fast and reliable he tries to get a good understanding of what you want before running a hack for you,I will advice you contact Spyexpert@tuta.io if you are going through a divorce or you suspect your partner is cheating.
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I had a test on this guy blackhathacker at keemail dot me,i came across the email on a blog online and i told him my husband as been cheating on me he requested for his number to run a check and when i got a reply back from him was for the cost of the hack and a down payment before he proceed i was very skeptical at first cos have read about alot of scammed victims online by hackers,i decided in me just to try him out and to my surprise he grant me a remote access to my husband phone with out even touching it not to talk of him getting to know such hack as been run on his phone i was able to see his call logs,IM messages facebook messages,track his location when ever he goes out i saw all his whatsapp messages,the hack was so sweet that when ever he uses words like darling,baby,sweet heart, i love you i get a notification beep the hacker really came through i suggest you contact blackhathacker at keemail dot me or for any type of hack he his really good.
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