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Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO"!"
Teacher: "Where did you hear that?"
Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
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A neutron walks up to a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much it will be. "For you? No charge," he says.
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Did you hear about the mad scientist who invented a gas that could burn through anything?
He's trying to invent something to hold it in!
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Fight inflation - repeal Boyle's Law.
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Johnny was a chemist,
but Johnny is no more,
for what he thought was H2O
was H2SO4.
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Two atoms are walking down the street when they run into each other.

1st atom: Are you all right?
2nd atom: No, I lost an electron!
1st atom: Are you sure?
2nd atom: Yes, I'm positive!
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Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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"I read a book on helium last week. I couldn't put it down!"
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A chemical engineer is doing for profit what an organic chemist only does for fun.
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What do you call a test tube that finishes high school?
A graduated cylinder
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What do you do with dead chemists?
Barium
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if a king farts is it a noble gas?
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