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What happens when you fart in church?
You sit in your own pew.
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Why did the church put laxatives in the holy water?
They wanted to start a religious movement.
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If money is the root of all evil why do churches ask for it?
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Do mass murderers only kill in church?
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Did you hear about the new Episcopal church?
They're so liberal they have 6 commandments and 4 suggestions.
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You might be a redneck if your church has a smoking section.
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If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
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