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Did you hear about the classical pianist who wasn't a good speller?
When she went out to buy something she put a sign on her door saying "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet."
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What is Mozart doing now?
Decomposing.
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Why did Bach have so many children?
Because his organ had no stops.
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Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept going ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
A pair of Re-bachs
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Did you hear about the constipated composer?
He got stuck on his last movement.
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Why couldn't the maestro find the composer?
Because he was Haydn.
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
BANANANAAAAA!

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