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Why did the cat run from the tree?
Because it was afraid of the bark!
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Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Each of them was guilty of purrjury.
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How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
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Cats were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago. Cats have never forgotten this.
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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
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What is a cat's favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies
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What is a cat's favorite car to drive?
A Catillac
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Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
To the retail store.
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What do cat actors say on stage?
"Tabby or not tabby?"
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What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!
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What do you get if you cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
A Peking Tom!
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What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone
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What magazine do cats read?
Good Mousekeeping
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What do you call a cat who joins the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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What do you call a cat on the beach on Christmas?
Sandy Claws
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What do you call it when a cat bites?
Catnip
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Which 2 foods don't mix?
A hot dog and catsup
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Where did the kittens go on a class trip?
To the meow-seum
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