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The main reason to hold children's parties is to remind yourself there are ones out there worse than your own.
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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.
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What did one toilet say to the other?
You look flushed.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
"It's time to go to sweep!"
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Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
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What did the can say to the can opener?
You make me flip my lid!

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