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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he lets the officer off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Chuck Norris can beat the sun at a starting contest.
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Superman's weakness is Kryptonite.
Kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris: How old are you?
Man: 20
Chuck Norris: When I was your age I was 21.
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When Chuck Norris calls for computer tech support Bill Gates answers the phone.
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Chuck Norris touched MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
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When the President pushes the big red button Chuck Norris' cell phone rings.
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When Chuck Norris comes to your house you're the guest!
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Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looks like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Everybody tries to be perfect. Perfection tries to be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cut in line at a drive-thru.
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Chuck Norris can buy more money.
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Chuck Norris granted a genie 3 wishes.
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Chuck Norris guest stars on reruns.
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Chuck Norris can pass an eye exam. Blindfolded.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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They found Chuck Norris' personal diary. It's now known as the Guinness Book of World Records.
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When you look under China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."
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When Chuck Norris is a substitute teacher Little Johnny doesn't talk.
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There was a street named after Chuck Norris but they had to change it. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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The only time Chuck Norris uses a stunt double is for the crying scenes!
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Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
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When Chuck Norris had surgery they applied anesthesia to the doctors.
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Chuck Norris made the Bermuda Triangle disappear.
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G.I. Joe has Chuck Norris action figures.

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