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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.
Patient: But, doctor, I'm 80 now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you?
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What did the doctor say to the midget?
You'll have to be a little patient!
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"Doctor, I only have 50 seconds to live!" the patient cries. The doctor replies "I'll be with you in a minute."
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What made the doctor mad?
He had no patients!
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"Look at the x-ray. I found this humerus..."
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Nurse: Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands from shaking!
Doctor: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really. I spill most of it.
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Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me out!
Doctor: Of course. Which way did you come in?
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Patient: Doctor, can you cure my measles?
Doctor: I won't make any rash promises.
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Patient: I feel like a needle.
Doctor: Yes, I can see your point.
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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Where's your pane?
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Patient: I swallowed a clock a year ago.
Doctor: Why didn't you come see me sooner?
Patient: I didn't want to alarm anyone.
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My doctor is so funny he keeps me in stitches!
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What do you call two physicians?
Paradox
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