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Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
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What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me.
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What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty
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What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed?
Cookie sheets!
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Life is uncertain. Always eat your dessert first.
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