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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
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What do quarterbacks put on their sandwiches?
Pass-trami
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What did the football say to the football player?
I get a kick out of you.
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Why did the couch go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.
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Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
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Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?
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